Words from de Bible
Dey turns into libel
Ain’t necessarily so!
-with apologies to Ira Gershwin
Oft time the Good Book is used to evil ends. The Spanish Inquisition and the Salem Witchcraft Trials are iconic examples. Then there is the more insidious evil spread by False Prophets Jesus warned us about: those who “come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.” -Mattthew 7:15
False Prophets have been spreading like locusts in grandiose displays of holier than thou. They preach with absolute moral certainty that brooks no differences with their agenda. Some, willfully and for pecuniary reasons, do their bible-beating so that folks “will betray and hate each other.” –Matthew 24:10. Others may not be so much in touch with their inner wolf as they raven self-serving passages from the Good Book while ignoring others. Still others may simply be regurgitating what they themselves have been spoon-fed.
However one feels about the Tim Tebow phenomenon, his psyche is infectious. Tebowing and eye-black billboarding of biblical passages like John 3:16 have evangelized millions that belief in Him means “ever lasting life.” Note, however, what scripture has not made it on to Tebow’s eye-black: “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on street corners to be seen by men.” -Matthew 6:5
Pro ball players and coaches regularly thank God for victory. Seldom, if ever, do we hear them ask for Divine guidance in the wake of defeat. Jeremy Lin kind of went there as he announced his knee was going under the knife. While his coach grudgingly felt Jeremy could tough it out, Lin mused that, “He has a plan.” Coach couldn’t argue with that Big Commissioner in the sky.
A number of Founding Fathers who were, reputedly, Deists did not subscribe to the premise that everything happens for a reason, according to Divine plan. Ours is a set-and-forget world, one spec of many in a universe produced by Creation or the Big Bang, as secular science would have it. God does not micromanage. He does not intercede to safely land a prop plane with a 60yrs-old in cardiac arrest then retreat when Timothy McVey blows up toddlers. A cauldron of randomness, chaos and chance mix in a chain reaction that sometimes produces a semblance of order even when that order is terrifying.
Religion addresses a human yearning to fathom our place in an unfathomable universe and to immortalize our earthly mortality. Not a few feel that it is all so much whistling as we go by the graveyard. But even non-believers may be inclined to hedge their bets. On being caught, late in life, reading the bible, WC Fields, a renowned atheist, explained in his inimitable twang that he was, “just looking for loopholes, looking for loopholes!”
A couple of years back I was invited by a Mormon neighbor for whom I have considerable respect to listen to a missionary appeal ministered by Elder Elliot and Elder Joseph, both 21. My knowledge of Mormonism was pretty sketchy so I was intrigued to hear that the Book of Mormon, as received by Joseph Smith, had, ostensibly, been inscribed on thin tablet-shaped gold plates and delivered by an angel. Like the tablets etched with Ten Commandments by the Lord then shattered in a fury by Moses, no tangible evidence remains for posterity of the gold plates, though Eight Witnesses attested to their existence.
In addition to my wife and I, high holy day Episcopals, the group being missioned to included a Fundamentalist Christian and a medium of some Protestant persuasion. The Fundamentalist, being of ‘my-way-or-the-highway’ faith, declared that those not embracing Jesus, according to select criteria, would not gain entry into the Kingdom of Heaven. Figuring that the All-Knowing would know who had been naughty or nice, regardless of religious affiliation on earth, I asked, “What then might be the eternal fate of Gandhi, a Hindu who led his people from privation into freedom.
“We don’t know if Gandhi had a death-bed conversion,” the Fundamentalist responded evasively. As it so happens, the Mormons have been magnanimously providing visas to Heaven by posthumous proxy baptism for non-Mormons like Anne Frank. Relatives of Holocaust victims who are, after all the Chosen People, have not been placated by the proposition that this may be a sort of insurance policy, just in case Divine Rights have been exclusively bestowed on some other religious order.
Focus on the Family’s highly charged socio-politicizing has included the Tim Tebow “miracle baby” commercial in Super Bowl XLIV. After the Janet Jackson ‘wardrobe malfunction’ during Super Bowl XXXVIII, I wrote Focus complaining that every other commercial was for a sex drug like Viagra. How was I supposed to explain the chronically repeated (wink, wink) ’48hrs erection’ to my 8yrs-old daughter or expect her to ‘just say no’ to sex as a teen with non-stop TV images of lusting adults? Focus has declined to focus on Big Pharma, perhaps because Pharma must have gotten Big thanks to Him. Focus has not felt comparably constrained in going after environmentalists who they deem vanguards of the Godless World Order (see www.ResistingtheGreenDragon.com).
Patrick, “Give Me Liberty of Give Me Death,” Henry introduced a bill in 1784 calling for state support for “teachers of the Christian religion.” It was resoundingly rejected and instead the Founding Fathers bequeathed us the First Amendment: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” As they seek to conflate their church and state while shilling for ideological agendas and vested economic interests, maybe it’s time to categorize False Prophets as For-Profits and tax them accordingly. The country could use the revenues.
Main Photo: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse – Albrecht Dürer