Conspiracy: It’s What’s for Dinner.

Through it all, Barack Obama has held tightly to his cool, unflappable persona, leading me to believe that there’s more to it than meets the eye.

I think it’s fair to say that in the wake of the government shutdown and the laughable antics of the Tea Party, the GOP had their asses effectively handed to them in this latest election. Tea partier Ken Cuccinelli of Virginia was summarily defeated. So too Dean Young of Alabama. New York City elected its first democratic mayor since the early nineties. Democracy reigned across the land, despite voter ID laws designed to keep minorities and Democrats from voting.

All of it: the shutdown, Ted Cruz’s filibuster, the obstruction led by Tea Party wing-nuts has badly shaken the President. Except – it hasn’t. Through it all, Barack Obama has held tightly to his cool, unflappable persona, leading me to believe that there’s more to it than meets the eye. As it stands, this fringe element of the GOP shouldn’t have nearly the voice or the power to sabotage the US government. Yet, thanks to redistricting and gerrymandering, they have infiltrated congress to wield their strange and horrible revenge.

obama-coolBut something about it doesn’t sit right in my stomach. I suspect the story goes deeper than we’ve all been led to believe and that maybe Obama’s calm exterior is the clue we need to put it all together. Remember Syria? That country somewhere across the water from us, in the middle of a whole bunch of other countries that I can’t pronounce/know who they are? Remember how they were going to throw us into a third foreign conflict that had conservatives beating the drum wars (have the ever stopped?) and liberals picketing, recycling our fathers’ protest-wear of the 1960s?

In short, it was a chess game, the likes of which none of us saw clearly until the hand was dealt in John Kerry’s “slip” that if Syria was willing to give up their chemical weaponry, we were going to launch the missiles that were aimed at Syrian targets. It sounded to the world like an offhand comment, an impossibility, and an excuse to pacify the itchy fingers at the helm. But Syria, with Russia’s support, surprised us. They agreed. And most of us let out a sigh of relief.

And it was only after the smoke cleared that the public was able to see why Obama was able to keep his cool in the face of another bloody war: he knew what he was doing. He saw three steps ahead of any of us and played it out. Nothing to get all nervous about folks. I got this.

And so when I see that coolness in the face of domestic conflict in Congress that has organized opposition to every single thing he has ever proposed, I wonder how he doesn’t snap. Just once. Just a bit. An eye-roll. A bitten lip. A shouted obscenity.

But no.

So let’s look deeper at the actual result of the Tea Party’s invasion of the GOP. They have hijacked a powerful political party and taken away their credo of fiscal responsibility and small government and replaced it with a religious dogma that would stump Jesus. Conspiracy theorists have only grown more staunch in their assertions that Obama is really a Muslim socialist intent on waging war against the very country he purports to love. They’re waiting for the axe to drop. They think it might have something to do with his healthcare reform, that there has to be a sinister element to his attempt to revamp a disastrous and corrupt system and put affordable provisions in for the less fortunate among us.

Ted Cruz and Michelle Bachman haven’t stopped to take a breath in their campaigns to enlighten the people to his evil doings. Fox News, in their fair and balanced efforts, pauses naught in their anti-Obama “news,” and Mitch McConnell has vowed to never stop his wave of obstruction. It’s enough to make a leader flip the eff out.

But not this guy.

Consider for a moment how his calm exterior has been a Teflon cover to which none of their vitriol sticks. Consider how the Tea Party-led GOP has succeeded in defeating food stamps for the very poor in hard economic times while clinging to tax breaks for the very wealthy, how redistricting has made their racist motives apparent to the masses, and how they shut down the entire government just to stage a temper tantrum that served only to illustrate how contemptible their positions have grown. Finally, consider how the Tea Party has succeeded where no Democrat ever could: in dividing a once-powerful club whose power was unmatched by anything the world had ever seen. Consider Obama’s ability to play a long game. Consider his chess-playing acumen.

Then tell me that Obama isn’t the biggest sponsor of the Tea Party “patriots.”

(Slow clap, Mr. President. And don’t worry – I’ll keep this between you and me.)

Tea Partisanship

Entitlement programs don’t imply that people have some childish sense of entitlement as some Republicans would have us all believe; the programs are precisely referred to as such because we are entitled to receive them.

Boehner and ObamaPart IV of The Season of Our Disconnect

Perhaps the best, most succinct commentary I heard regarding the acrimonious debt ceiling debate was during a BBC broadcast this past week. When asked what the sentiment was in Europe regarding the countdown to American debt default that Congress narrowly avoided on Aug. 2, the reporter said there was a sense of bewilderment that the United States would voluntarily default on its obligations when so many countries were struggling against doing so involuntarily. Not only did this highlight how silly the entire debacle really was but there’s something about hearing it delivered in a British accent that makes it sound all the more ridiculous.

The Republican Party, of which I have been affiliated with since coming of voting age, has never behaved so badly. This is a party that touts itself as pro-business and anti-tax, with every member running amok trying to out-Ronald Reagan one another. Yet anyone who runs a business will tell you that cutting costs can only achieve so much and that, at some point, revenue has to increase proportionate to the growth of expenses. Theoretically that means these pro-business Republicans should recognize the need to increase revenue, i.e., taxes, and any increase in revenue should be ascribed to expenditures with no direct, offsetting revenue line.

Since the greatest single unfunded liability in America is defense and military spending, which accounts for 25 percent of the budget, this area seems like the most logical place to cut expenses. Instead, the Republican Party has waged an all-out assault on entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare, which Americans have fully supported for decades. They demonize these programs, sullying them as “entitlements,” and deriding them as welfare-like benefits for ungrateful, undeserving idlers living off the government teat.

Entitlement programs don’t imply that people have some childish sense of entitlement as some Republicans would have us all believe; the programs are precisely referred to as such because we are entitled to receive them. Why? Because we have already paid for them. Check out your pay stub – it’s called FICA. Republicans are trying to terrify Americans with the misleading threats of disappearing future Social Security payments and dwindling Medicare coverage because they’re trying to obfuscate the fact that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will have cost the nation nearly $3 trillion between the direct cost of the engagements and subsequent social costs such as veteran care. There’s no pre-tax line item or fee for “Wars We Didn’t Ask For” on your paycheck. We have been giving the government the funding necessary to keep these programs alive for generations and they keep blowing money on conflicts we never wanted. Giving the American government Social Security and Medicare funding is like lending cash to your meth-addict uncle who promises he’s on the wagon and just needs a few bucks to get back on his feet. He’ll disappoint you every time.

And then there’s Reagan. True-blue Republicans who like to evoke imagery of the Gipper could use a refresher course and a reminder that when President Reagan cut taxes in the beginning of his administration, the jobless rate jumped above 10 percent (higher than under Obama) and the federal deficit grew to a then-unprecedented level. Desperate to get things under control he raised taxes seven times during his administration and increased federal spending so much that he left office with a tremendous deficit despite myriad tax hikes. Moreover, total tax revenue as a percentage of GDP was more under Reagan after his initial tax cuts than they are today and we just fought two, decade-long wars. Middle-class Republicans should also recall how Reagan nearly doubled the Social Security withdrawal (your money for “safe keeping” remember) but capped it at a certain income level. Or as Matt Taibbi writes in his recent book Griftopia: “That means that a married couple earning $100,000 total will pay roughly the same amount of Social Security taxes that Lloyd Blankfein or Bill Gates will.” This was nothing short of a heist on the middle-class in America, the memory of which is something today’s Republican leaders have entirely backwards.

Throughout the tenure of the Obama administration, Republicans, who are working to please Tea Party activists−the lowest common ideological denominator in the GOP−have continued to distort Reagan’s legacy and persist in blowing up America’s revenue line while adding unfunded liabilities on the expense line. Now they’re smashing our piggy banks to pay for their transgressions while continuing to extend the most favorable corporate tax environment in the history of the country.

Dig this. According to the Congressional Budget Office, corporate income tax accounts for only 1.3 percent of GDP (compared to individual income taxes, which are 6.2 percent of GDP). The last time it was this low was in 1983 when corporate tax was only 1.1 percent of GDP and the federal deficit was so big Reagan increased taxes every year thereafter. According to the Brookings Institute, the last time corporate income tax receipts were so low was in 1940. In the 1950’s, the golden era that Republicans really love to imagine reliving, the average was 4.76 percent of GDP. That’s quadruple what it is today. Shrinking corporate tax receipts is just one of a host of lopsided tax issues that favor corporations and wealthy Americans and force the government to borrow eye-popping sums of money.

The Democratic Party under the feckless and waffling leadership of Barack Obama has likewise capitulated to the right wing lunatic fringe. Because Democrats aren’t putting up a fight and caving to every unreasonable demand made by House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, the Tea Party’s whipping boys, a corrosive new partisanship has emerged in America. Ignorant, ill-informed zealots running a government against the people have officially hijacked Abraham Lincoln’s government of the people, by the people and for the people.

 

Republicans Force Tax Breaks (Down Our Throats). Merry X-Mas America.

In this photo rendered from video via C-SPAN, shows the final vote tally on the bill to avoid income tax increases on Jan. 1. Acting with uncommon speed, Congress moved toward final passage Thursday night Dec. 16, 2010 of sweeping, bipartisan legislation to avoid a Jan. 1 spike in income taxes for millions and renew jobless benefits for victims of the worst recession in 80 years. (AP Photo/C-Span)

When the Republicans took control of Congress during President Bill Clinton’s first term, it took a while before the “Gingrich Republicans” imploded. Newt Gingrich rose to prominence as Speaker of the House by helping to craft and deliver the Republicans’ “Contract with America,” a document outlining their legislative initiatives. One of the young Turks in Gingrich’s inner circle was John Boehner, the man who is about to take over the position once occupied by his former mentor.

Boehner has been getting a good deal of face time and ink lately. Although he has been around the national political scene for two decades, the country is now getting to know the man with the tan and the new plan for America. Borrowing a page from the Gingrich playbook and delivering the Republicans’ “Pledge to America,” Boehner has put himself on the front lines of the war against President Barack Obama alongside Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, the man who stated that his No. 1 objective is to ensure that Obama is a one-term president.

Both men are unapologetic when it comes to defending big business, tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and political campaign donations. McConnell’s all-night filibuster against the McCain-Feingold bill for campaign finance reform and the infamous incident when Boehner handed out contributions from tobacco companies to his colleagues on the House floor speak volumes about what makes them tick.

And that’s cool. It illustrates who they are and what their intentions are: power and control. But lately the platitudes they’re offering through McConnell’s measured speeches about wanting Obama to change and Boehner’s public blubbering on 60 Minutes sound disingenuous, particularly in light of Republicans strong-arming Congress to push through the Tax Relief Unemployment Extension Bill, extending what are known colloquially as the “Bush Era Tax Cuts.”

Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, famously wrote, “If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands.” Perhaps an appropriate update might be: “If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits all over your living room carpet while flapping about and knocking over your valuables, we have to consider the possibility it’s actually an elephant in duck’s clothing.” And this is no lame duck we’re talking about here. In fact, this duck is vibrant enough to hobble America with its arrogance.

The bill has Americans quibbling over the fine points, namely the extension of tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans. While this might be deplorable, it’s hardly the most outrageous thing happening at the moment. The bill is essentially a third-round stimulus package that pumps nearly $1 trillion back into the economy over the next two years, requiring the federal government to dig deeper into debt while we attempt to pull out of the Great Recession. It’s a gamble that may actually boost President Obama’s approval ratings in the coming months if consumers begin to feel that things are turning around. Or not.

Either way, the real crime here is the way in which Democrats and Republicans alike have negotiated this bill and the $8 billion of proposed earmarks that come along with it.  What’s remarkable about this number is that it exceeds the entire amount requested in the Zadroga bill to compensate 9/11 responders who are dealing with illnesses related to cleaning up the toxic aftermath of the World Trade Center collapse. (Watch Jon Stewart’s reaction piece to Republican hypocrisy related to 9/11 – you’ll laugh through your tears.)

The wave of anger that swept away so many incumbents and installed an entirely new cadre of jackals in November was powerful and effective. But anger burns faster than Boehner’s two-pack-a-day habit.

President Obama may be taking hits for being cool and aloof, but by the time the next election cycle comes around he may look like the only sane one in the room. As president, maybe he should be calm, cool and collected. What has me flummoxed is how the tri-state congressmen and senators aren’t publicly losing their minds every day like Rep. Anthony Weiner did with Rep. Peter King – and that was an argument over procedure by two guys who favor the Zadroga bill.While Republicans in Congress have been busy masquerading as thinking, feeling human beings, the Democrats are busy feasting on their favorite meal: themselves. Any hope that they would muster some palpable outrage to aid the Zadroga bill quietly drowned in the tidal wave of tax cut rhetoric. Not even Sen. Charles Schumer, one of the most powerful Senators in modern times, could marshal enough votes to bring the bill forward, let alone raise his voice. As he took the Senate floor to urge his colleagues to “step up to the plate” and pass the 9/11 Health Care bill, he calmly yielded the floor four minutes later. At least Boehner cries when he thinks about billionaires having to pay 3 percent more on their taxes.